it’s too dammed early.

“‘The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, delirious of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars . . . → Read More: it’s too dammed early.

if I were Forrest Gump….

I’d ditch that pansy-ass ‘box of chocolates’ metaphor in favor of a more realistic one:

“Life is like a line of waiting taxi cabs pulled up to the curb in front of a fancy hotel. You never know which raving lunatic is going to get you to your destination – or for that matter, . . . → Read More: if I were Forrest Gump….

Martha Stewart is a spawn of the devil.

(No one can do that much decoupage without calling on some darker power…)

happy sysadmin day (July 26)

Never write down any error messages. Just click “Ok” or restart your computer. kevin likes to guess what the error message was.

When talking about your computer, use terms like “Thingy” and “Big Connector.”

If you . . . → Read More: Martha Stewart is a spawn of the devil.

I degaussed my girlfriend and now i’m just not attracted to her – magneto

In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Time Warner implode, I wanted to make my friends aware of the next expected mergers so you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in late 2002 and make yourself a bundle.

1.Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay . . . → Read More: I degaussed my girlfriend and now i’m just not attracted to her – magneto

Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches/sec.

So here i sit, the breeze from the doorway of the data center blowing across my sun browned shoulders… relaxing and catching up on the 3772 e mail in my inbox, and reflecting on a wonderful event…

special thanks to winter willow and burning bear for their hospitality, making myself, flint, chris, jenygirl, chaneecat, and . . . → Read More: Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches/sec.

thank god it’s Friday

A long, long time ago, I can still remember, How WorldCom used to make me smile. I knew if they had a chance, They would make their numbers dance, To keep investors happy … for a while.

The Ebbers scandal made me shiver, With every margin call delivered. Bad news on the doorstep, The stock . . . → Read More: thank god it’s Friday

and there was much rejoicing! *joyous noise*

hrishi isn’t dead! — end of line —

“You’ve never heard of Pennsic?…It’s a great war, the loser gets to keep Pittsburgh.”

Frodo Baggins Charged With War Crimes

Frodo Baggins of Bagshot Row, Hobbiton, The Shire, Middle Earth, has been called before the International Criminal Court to answer charges of war crimes brought by Sauron the Dark Lord and Saruman the White in a joint filing.

Baggins refused comment on the matter from his home at Bag . . . → Read More: “You’ve never heard of Pennsic?…It’s a great war, the loser gets to keep Pittsburgh.”