Monthly Archive: December 2002

BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! THE INVISIBLE KILLER 3

BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! THE INVISIBLE KILLER

BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! THE INVISIBLE KILLER Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers...

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run run rudolph

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late...

norse night before christmas 2

norse night before christmas

t’was the night before christmas, and all through the hall not a creature was stirring, not warrior nor thrall. and i in my armour, my greaves and my helm, was drunker than anyone else...

over hill and highway the banana buggies go… 2

over hill and highway the banana buggies go…

christmas carols for those with … issues. 🙂 schizophrenia – do you hear what i hear? multiple personality disorder – we three queens disoriented are dementia – i think i’ll be home for christmas...

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the following: Thank you for calling heaven. For English press 1 For Spanish press...