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By Sylverstone, on December 20th, 2002
background: last year i loaned a friend of mine who was in deep money trouble a substantial sum of money. she gave me the title to her ’67 mustang as collateral.
i left the car at her place. she’s the second owner, has had it for 17 years, and i figure she’d just come . . . → Read More: gone in 12,000 seconds (or, “damn he can tow! what? it’s prolly the van…”)
By Sylverstone, on December 17th, 2002
BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! THE INVISIBLE KILLER
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion . . . → Read More: BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! THE INVISIBLE KILLER
By Sylverstone, on December 11th, 2002
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical . . . → Read More: run run rudolph
By Sylverstone, on December 10th, 2002
t’was the night before christmas, and all through the hall not a creature was stirring, not warrior nor thrall. and i in my armour, my greaves and my helm, was drunker than anyone else in the realm.
i staggered upstairs and fell into bed while four quarts of mead were ablaze in my head. . . . → Read More: norse night before christmas
By Sylverstone, on December 10th, 2002
christmas carols for those with … issues. 🙂
schizophrenia – do you hear what i hear?
multiple personality disorder – we three queens disoriented are
dementia – i think i’ll be home for christmas
narcissistic – hark the herald angels sing about me
manic – deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and . . . → Read More: over hill and highway the banana buggies go…
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By Sylverstone, on December 4th, 2002
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the following:
Thank you for calling heaven. For English press 1 For Spanish press 2 For all other languages, press 3
Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for request Press 2 for . . . → Read More:
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By Sylverstone, on December 20th, 2002 background: last year i loaned a friend of mine who was in deep money trouble a substantial sum of money. she gave me the title to her ’67 mustang as collateral.
i left the car at her place. she’s the second owner, has had it for 17 years, and i figure she’d just come . . . → Read More: gone in 12,000 seconds (or, “damn he can tow! what? it’s prolly the van…”)
By Sylverstone, on December 17th, 2002 BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! THE INVISIBLE KILLER
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion . . . → Read More: BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! THE INVISIBLE KILLER
By Sylverstone, on December 11th, 2002 According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical . . . → Read More: run run rudolph
By Sylverstone, on December 10th, 2002 t’was the night before christmas, and all through the hall not a creature was stirring, not warrior nor thrall. and i in my armour, my greaves and my helm, was drunker than anyone else in the realm.
i staggered upstairs and fell into bed while four quarts of mead were ablaze in my head. . . . → Read More: norse night before christmas
By Sylverstone, on December 10th, 2002 christmas carols for those with … issues. 🙂
schizophrenia – do you hear what i hear?
multiple personality disorder – we three queens disoriented are
dementia – i think i’ll be home for christmas
narcissistic – hark the herald angels sing about me
manic – deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and . . . → Read More: over hill and highway the banana buggies go…
Permalink By Sylverstone, on December 4th, 2002 Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the following:
Thank you for calling heaven. For English press 1 For Spanish press 2 For all other languages, press 3
Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for request Press 2 for . . . → Read More:
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