in the news…

WASHINGTON D.C. (REUTERS) Early this morning a devastating fire burned down the personal library of President George W. Bush. Tragically, both books were lost in the conflagration. More poignantly, the president, due to his hectic schedule, had not found time to color in the second one. — end of line —

green eggs and lembas

Green Eggs And Lembas inspired by Dr. Seuss

(Scene: Bag End, after Bilbo’s party)

GANDALF: That Samwise-Sam! That Samwise-Sam! I do not like that Samwise-Sam!

FRODO: Would you like some bread and jam?

GANDALF: I do not want your bread and jam. I’m busy being mad at Sam. He likes to sneak. He likes to . . . → Read More: green eggs and lembas

the 13 rules of life…

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape.

3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are, “I apologize” and “you are right”…(Please consider . . . → Read More: the 13 rules of life…

love is always having someone to play video games with…

[root@magickbox.paganality.com]# cd /home/paganality/magick/tarot/ ./tarot personal_interaction oracle loaded… system online… [oracle] verbosity?:> high [oracle] expert mode?:> yes [oracle] interactive mode?:> yes [oracle] save to file?:> no [oracle] think of your question child, then press enter. [oracle] *shuffle* *shuffle* *shuffle*… [oracle] *deal* *deal* *deal*… [oracle] hmmm… [oracle] -=-=-=-=-=- [oracle] Your View of Your Partner [oracle] The Hanged . . . → Read More: love is always having someone to play video games with…

self help. heh.

For thousands of years people have looked for answers to life’s difficult questions. Now, millions of people just like you are finding answers and taking charge of their lives, through the original patented proven program of Valhalla’s finest deity, Thor.

“Treasure awaits you, but beware of your women folk, treachery is deep within her….by the . . . → Read More: self help. heh.

potato gardening

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Bubba: I am feeling pretty bad because it looks . . . → Read More: potato gardening

yes i love you, now hold still so i can shoot you.

I was drivin to a clients yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck,causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and “flipped” the woman off.

“Man, that guy . . . → Read More: yes i love you, now hold still so i can shoot you.

survival?

Looking back, it’s hard to believe that we have lived as long as we have.

My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn’t seem to get food poisoning. My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter . . . → Read More: survival?

this is just wrong…

heh:

(yes, that’s the dashboard of the space shuttle) >:) — end of line —

fixed the raid controller

finally got that raid controller sorted out, and once again my pet project : http://www.paganality.com/ is online and working fine, with 55 guests and 9 registered users currently online (woo)

we are now accepting articles for our databases.

we’re also looking for bug reports or things that annoy you 🙂

(yes, we know the entire . . . → Read More: fixed the raid controller