Deciphering a Marketer

new – different color from previous design.

all new – parts not interchangeable with previous design.

exclusive – imported product.

unmatched – almost as good as the competition.

designed simplicity – manufacturers cost cut to the bone.

foolproof operation – no provision for adjustments.

advanced design – the advertising agency doesn’t understand it.

its here . . . → Read More: Deciphering a Marketer

A bit of History

the door to the tavern slammed open, and sylverstone the traveler came striding in. without taking notice of anyone in the room, he took a great war axe, hefted it, and threw it into the wall above the fireplace. the axe remained embedded in the wall;

sylverstone paused for a moment, staring at it, then . . . → Read More: A bit of History

Horseplay

heh Horses in the race are:

1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Thighs 8. Big Johnson 9. Heavy Bosom 10. Merry Cherry

At the Post:

They’re off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are . . . → Read More: Horseplay

ross and annette’s housewarming

gah i’m tired. spent the evening at ross and annette’s for their housewarming party. it’s pretty rare that i’ll drive all the way to bellingham to go to a housewarming party… let alone for people i hardly know. i had a great time though.. left here a bit late (about noon) with the lovely chaneecat . . . → Read More: ross and annette’s housewarming

chicken with a bulldozer

so antir west was teh suxors… well, not really, i had a good time, but my feelings for bullshit bureaucracies have not changed much..

went book shopping with my mother yesterday… it was funny listening to her and dave talk about it “you thought i was bad, you should see him, i only bought two . . . → Read More: chicken with a bulldozer

war wagon repairs…

*sigh*

so i rescued two damsels in distress on the way to the event last weekend. then i offered to tow one of them’s mini van back to everett with the war wagon.. (go me!) and stash the minivan at a client of mine’s house.

as i’m towing my castle back to where i keep . . . → Read More: war wagon repairs…