Monthly Archive: January 2005

How your lifespan came to be 7

How your lifespan came to be

On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a...

California says goodbye 5

California says goodbye

Congratulations on your victory over all us non-evangelicals. Actually, we’re a bit ticked off here in California, so we’re leaving. California will now be its own country. And we’re taking all the Blue States...

President Bush (god’s law) 4

President Bush (god’s law)

Dear President Bush: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment...

Reproduction 27

Reproduction

so, the subject of me having children came up yesterday… scary eh? i’ve put a lot of thought into this over the years, and for a long time my answer was just plain “no”....

Paquette monkeys suck 3

Paquette monkeys suck

the past week in my life, in detail: my friday (daily, 5 minute average) right now (daily, 5 minute average): right now (weekly, 30 minute average): right now (monthly, 2 hour average): right now...