fdr, churchill, and sippy cups.

FDR: Oh, I’m sorry, was wiping out our entire Pacific fleet supposed to intimidate us? We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and right now we’re coming to kick your ass with brand new destroyers riveted by waitresses. How’s that going to feel?

CHURCHILL: Yeah, you keep bombing us. We’ll be in the pub, flipping you off. I’m slapping Rolls-Royce engines into untested flying coffins to knock you out of the skies, and then I’m sending angry Welshmen to burn your country from the Rhine to the Polish border.

US. NOW: BE AFRAID!! Oh God, the Brown Bad people could strike any moment! They could strike … NOW!! AHHHH. Okay, how about .. NOW!! AAGAGAHAHAHHAG!
Quick, do whatever we tell you, and believe whatever we tell you, or YOU WILL BE KILLED BY BROWN PEOPLE!!

PUT DOWN THAT SIPPY CUP!!

this is what had me laughing this morning 🙂
-stone

Sylverstone

I am a maker. My favorite thing is adventure. I am restoring a 1956 greyhound scenicruiser to adventure in. I run the pd-4501 / scenicruiser registry. Stalk me: (Google Plus), (Facebook).

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3 Responses

  1. gothkittyn says:

    Just letting you know that I am adding you to a different journal of mine. Take a look later.

  2. Ummm… Hi Sylverstone, you do know me, I’m Ashlings daughter, I don’t know if you remember me or not, I see your not on often persay, but I added you to my friends. Hope to talk to you soon!

    *grins*
    Adrianna
    (aka Jeannette)

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