Horses in the race are:

1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Thighs
8. Big Johnson
9. Heavy Bosom
10. Merry Cherry

At the Post:

They’re off! Conscience is left behind at the post.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate lady is
caught between Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight
spot. At the Halfway Mark it’s Bare Belly on top.
Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed in. Heavy
Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare
Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big
Johnson. At The Stretch Merry Cherry cracks under the
strain. Big Johnson is making a final drive.
Passionate Lady is coming. At The Finish It’s Big
Johnson giving everything he’s got and Passionate Lady
takes everything Big Johnson has to offer. It looks
like a dead heat but Big Johnson squirts through and
wins by a head. Heavy Bosom weakens and Thighs
pulls-up. Clean Sheets never had a chance.

some people have too much time on their hands….
— end of line —


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3 Responses

  1. gothkittyn says:

    That was truly awful…

  2. naivea_te says:

    You=TEH G33K. ;oP

    Nyah nyah.

    Actually, I approve, very nice.

  3. chaneecat says:


    *covers eyes*
    I see nothing… nothing at all.


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