I am interested in your partnership in business dealing

ATTN:
Dear Sir
REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE IN A FINANCIAL TRANSACTION

I am interested in your partnership in business dealing. This business proposal I wish to intimate you with is of mutual benefit and its success is entirely based on mutual trust, cooperation and a high level of confidentiality as regard this transaction. I pray the blessings of Odin on you and all your kinfolk.

I am Ulfr Ulfsson, Head of the Ministry of Precious Metals Extraction in the Official Government of Jomsborg. Recently a wealthy trader, Mr. Bolli the Unfortunate, made a very large deposit with our Ministry, to the total of 30,000 silver dirhams as well as assorted hacksilver and also 1000 gold coins from Byzantium.

Very shortly after concluding the transaction, this trader perished in a terrible accident when his dragon-prowed ship strangely caught fire and sank, also his head was accidentally slashed from his body under mysterious circumstances. I am seeking your assistance to enable me transfer the funds, which equal the sum of US$30,500,000.00 (Thirty Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) into your private/company account.

The fund transfer and the trader have been satisfactorily executed as per Ministry regulations and both are now deposited safely in a large bog somewhere in Jutland. No one has come forward as next of kin to claim it except for one nephew who also mysteriously perished when his mead-hall burned down with him in it.

Most unfortunately, as a sworn follower of Jarl Harald Bluetooth and still in his active service, I am forbidden by law to operate an account outside the shores of Jomsborg, such activity would result in a legal reprimand and subpoena to be delivered by removing my lungs through the back.

Hence this message to you seeking your assistance so as to enable me present your private/company account details as a beneficiary of contractual claims, to enable me transfer the hoard into your provided account.

On actualization, the fund will be disbursed as follows: 20% of the fund will be for you as beneficiary. 70% of the fund will be for Us. 10% will remain in the bog as a sacrifice to the Vanir.

All logistics are in place and all modalities worked out for a smooth actualization of the transaction within the next few working days of commencement. For further details as to the workability of this transaction, please send me your name, position, address, e-mail and FAX, also the full description of your longboat and how many warriors you have in your hall. Once all modalities are actualized we will send you the location of a meeting place where funds transfer may be profitably effected.

Thank you and Odin bless as I await your urgent response.
Yours Sincerely,
Ulfr Ulfsson
Ministry of Precious Metals Extraction

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