This pretty much had me speechless:

as you can see, the chains are for a much larger vehicle, and nothing is holding them on but pure luck… the sound of the chains beating the crap out of the truck reminded me of roman infantry as we slowly rolled forward.

i suspect that if we could have actually gone over 10 mph, we would have seen spectacular carnage.

here’s another angle:

it’s okay, he didn’t have to hurry, the failboat will wait.
-stone