script kiddies soup

Campbell Soup (NYSE:CPB), is scheduled to release a new product to their already popular alphabet soup lines. Script Kiddies Soup is a direct marketing ploy to attract the younger, cyber generation of the world.

Campbell soup is already a house hold name amongst mothers and on-the-go type families. Now we want to exploit the cyber generation with wholesome goodness and familiarity at the same time.

Script Kiddies will contain a form of hacker-Ebonics where E’s will be 3’s, I’s will be 1’s and so on. We also plan on including the symbol’s, #,$,%,@,!, and / within the cans, as well as a MOTD on the
inside label.
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