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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should’ve known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-little man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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Sylverstone

I am a maker. My favorite thing is adventure. I am restoring a 1956 greyhound scenicruiser to adventure in. I run the pd-4501 / scenicruiser registry. Stalk me: (Google Plus), (Facebook).

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8 Responses

  1. gothkittyn says:

    Lee says that that may be true, but at least men schedule enough time to get things done, and if they get lost to find where they screwed up on their map… Also men are more likely to actually have a map. lol

  2. pussinboots says:

    hahaha… Well, I am sure they would try not to discriminate and let the male reindeer help, but holding onto an ornery, upside-down road map without opposable thumbs (or even prehensile digits) is a feat even in the summer in daytime sitting in the front seat of a car–a snowy winter night flying at godspeed would probably be nearly impossible.

  3. cbailey says:

    Damn Skippy…

    And if the wise men had been wise Women, they would have asked for directions, arrived on time, cleaned the barn, baked a casserole, and brought USEFUL gifts. ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. jessarose says:

    I love your icon! My what a nice sword you have, and ohhhh that hair!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *Meow*

  5. jessarose says:

    Or a big sword.

    *ahem*

  6. chaneecat says:

    *giggles* *bounces*
    See hon! I got you something grand!
    *smooches* *hugs*

    ~R~

  7. WOW

    I don’t usually do this, but you are absolutely one of the hottest men within the LJ community. I looked at your icon pic and I thought “whoever is this amazing Adonis…” Well, I know that you are the most dear companion of Chaneecat and all I can say is that she is so lucky to have a “10” like you ๐Ÿ™‚

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