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war wagon repairs…

*sigh*

so i rescued two damsels in distress on the way to the event last weekend. then i offered to tow one of them’s mini van back to everett with the war wagon.. (go me!) and stash the minivan at a client of mine’s house.

as i’m towing my castle back to where i keep . . . → Read More: war wagon repairs…

I love my job :)

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script kiddies soup

Campbell Soup (NYSE:CPB), is scheduled to release a new product to their already popular alphabet soup lines. Script Kiddies Soup is a direct marketing ploy to attract the younger, cyber generation of the world.

Campbell soup is already a house hold name amongst mothers and on-the-go type families. Now we want to exploit the cyber . . . → Read More: script kiddies soup

in the news…

WASHINGTON D.C. (REUTERS) Early this morning a devastating fire burned down the personal library of President George W. Bush. Tragically, both books were lost in the conflagration. More poignantly, the president, due to his hectic schedule, had not found time to color in the second one. — end of line —

green eggs and lembas

Green Eggs And Lembas inspired by Dr. Seuss

(Scene: Bag End, after Bilbo’s party)

GANDALF: That Samwise-Sam! That Samwise-Sam! I do not like that Samwise-Sam!

FRODO: Would you like some bread and jam?

GANDALF: I do not want your bread and jam. I’m busy being mad at Sam. He likes to sneak. He likes to . . . → Read More: green eggs and lembas

the 13 rules of life…

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape.

3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are, “I apologize” and “you are right”…(Please consider . . . → Read More: the 13 rules of life…

love is always having someone to play video games with…

[root@magickbox.paganality.com]# cd /home/paganality/magick/tarot/ ./tarot personal_interaction oracle loaded… system online… [oracle] verbosity?:> high [oracle] expert mode?:> yes [oracle] interactive mode?:> yes [oracle] save to file?:> no [oracle] think of your question child, then press enter. [oracle] *shuffle* *shuffle* *shuffle*… [oracle] *deal* *deal* *deal*… [oracle] hmmm… [oracle] -=-=-=-=-=- [oracle] Your View of Your Partner [oracle] The Hanged . . . → Read More: love is always having someone to play video games with…

self help. heh.

For thousands of years people have looked for answers to life’s difficult questions. Now, millions of people just like you are finding answers and taking charge of their lives, through the original patented proven program of Valhalla’s finest deity, Thor.

“Treasure awaits you, but beware of your women folk, treachery is deep within her….by the . . . → Read More: self help. heh.

potato gardening

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Bubba: I am feeling pretty bad because it looks . . . → Read More: potato gardening

yes i love you, now hold still so i can shoot you.

I was drivin to a clients yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck,causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and “flipped” the woman off.

“Man, that guy . . . → Read More: yes i love you, now hold still so i can shoot you.

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