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norse night before christmas

t’was the night before christmas, and all through the hall not a creature was stirring, not warrior nor thrall. and i in my armour, my greaves and my helm, was drunker than anyone else in the realm.

i staggered upstairs and fell into bed while four quarts of mead were ablaze in my head. . . . → Read More: norse night before christmas

over hill and highway the banana buggies go…

christmas carols for those with … issues. 🙂

schizophrenia – do you hear what i hear?

multiple personality disorder – we three queens disoriented are

dementia – i think i’ll be home for christmas

narcissistic – hark the herald angels sing about me

manic – deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and . . . → Read More: over hill and highway the banana buggies go…

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the following:

Thank you for calling heaven. For English press 1 For Spanish press 2 For all other languages, press 3

Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for request Press 2 for . . . → Read More:

paganality livejournal community

a lot of people have requested this, so, all are welcome… http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=paganality — end of line —

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bill gates committed $100 mil to fight aids in india two days later he committed $400 mil in ‘business investment’

In summary, mr. gates will spend $100 million fighting aids and $400 million fighting linux

gotta love people that speak their mind 🙂 — end of line —

Mounting root from ufs:/dev/idad0s1a

so i’ve spent the last 3 days trying to get freebsd 4.7-stable running on 2 different machines here. the first is a dual ppro 200 proliant 2500 server.

this is like the baby brother of the proliant 5000 that Paganality.com runs on. (under freebsd 4.5-stable)

so imagine my surprise when it didn’t work. not only . . . → Read More: Mounting root from ufs:/dev/idad0s1a

iwo jima

just overheard:

Each year I am hired to go to Washington, DC, with the eighth grade class from Clinton, Wisconsin, where I grew up, to videotape their trip. I greatly enjoy visiting our nation’s capitol, and each year I take some special memories back with me. This fall’s trip was especially memorable.

On the . . . → Read More: iwo jima

i never thought i’d be caught dead listening to him again…

… but this is the most beautiful cover of this song i have *ever* heard in my life. it’s just.. perfect. — end of line —

i heard you were dead

I’d like you to meet someone. He’s part of a group who’s average age is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared . . . → Read More: i heard you were dead

i though you’d be taller….

The soldier stood and faced God Which must always come to pass.

He hoped his shoes were shining Just as brightly as his brass.

Step forward now, you soldier, how shall I deal with you?

Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?

The soldier squared his shoulders And . . . → Read More: i though you’d be taller….

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