life is to me my main asset…. 1

life is to me my main asset….

a customer forwarded this to me. normally i just nuke this stuff out of hand … but whomever put this list together put a lot of thought into it. there’s a lot of wisdom...

dark and dusty, painted on the sky …. 2

dark and dusty, painted on the sky ….

it never ceases to amaze me how a plan functions. you spend days, weeks, months, even years, on a plan. a plan to accomplish whatever your hearts desire is.. I know some people that...

it’s too dammed early. 1

it’s too dammed early.

“‘The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, delirious of everything at the same time, the ones who never...

if I were Forrest Gump…. 1

if I were Forrest Gump….

I’d ditch that pansy-ass ‘box of chocolates’ metaphor in favor of a more realistic one: “Life is like a line of waiting taxi cabs pulled up to the curb in front of a fancy...

Martha Stewart is a spawn of the devil. 5

Martha Stewart is a spawn of the devil.

(No one can do that much decoupage without calling on some darker power…) happy sysadmin day (July 26) Never write down any error messages. Just click “Ok” or restart your computer. kevin likes to...

thank god it’s Friday 2

thank god it’s Friday

A long, long time ago, I can still remember, How WorldCom used to make me smile. I knew if they had a chance, They would make their numbers dance, To keep investors happy …...