search warrant!

08:48 am *bam**bam**bam* LAW ENFORCEMENT, SEARCH WARRANT!

i was in bed… slid down the ladder and headed for the back door…

walked into the kitchen (in my underwear)

and in through the back door of my house come 7 cops with their guns drawn.

so of course i dove face down on the floor with . . . → Read More: search warrant!

gone in 12,000 seconds (or, “damn he can tow! what? it’s prolly the van…”)

background: last year i loaned a friend of mine who was in deep money trouble a substantial sum of money. she gave me the title to her ’67 mustang as collateral.

i left the car at her place. she’s the second owner, has had it for 17 years, and i figure she’d just come . . . → Read More: gone in 12,000 seconds (or, “damn he can tow! what? it’s prolly the van…”)